Command And Conquer 4

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What does it take to take a great gaming franchise that’s been going strong since 1995 and run it into the ground? It takes a single bad game, that is so horrible, and so different from the previous games that it crushed any future the C&C series had.

Maybe I shouldn’t have been surprised by Command and Conquer 4, I mean after EA bought West Wood studios I guess it was only a matter of time before they screwed something up. But even with this game tarnishing it’s record I must say that with the exception of this game all the Command and Conquer games are good.  I would definitely recommend the series.

 

Alright let’s get down to what’s wrong with this game…well, actually let’s just start with what’s right cause that’s probably a shorter list.

 

  • Graphics – The graphics are good, but feel blury in general, and honestly Red Alert 3’s graphics are better.
  • The Story – The story seems to be pretty good, but I had a hard time playing it…mostly cause the game sucks. Sorry I know I’m not doing my duty as a reviewer, but I try.
  • The Cutscenes – In classic Command and Conquer style the cut scenes are all real actors, and mostly real sets although CGI is obviously thrown in.  They even managed to get the guy who always plays as Kane, and he is perfect for the part.

You’ll notice that the above things listed have almost nothing to do with gameplay, that’s because the gameplay isn’t very good. For any strategy game the gameplay could be described as sub-par, but for Command and Conquer it’s simply unacceptable. The main attraction to the Command and Conquer games in the past has been the ability to build a base, or even several bases. Theses bases start out small and simple but as the need for resources and greater tier troops increases so does the need for a larger base. Eventually your base turns into a sprawling playground of activity. As your base gets bigger it becomes more susceptible to attacks, and so you must either get very offensive and build a huge force, or turtle deep. In Command and Conquer 3 (My favorite of the series) there are many different strategies available for you. These range from simply cloaking your base, to spreading it over the map, to creating small but separate bases. In Command and Conquer 4 they simply decided to COMPLETELY STRIP OUT BASES. That’s right, they thought it was a good idea to eliminate base building, resource gathering, unit unlocking through construction, and infantry units.

I understand that each dev team approaches things and their own way, and that over time franchises change. And certainly Command and Conquer needed a bit of a change. But they took out everything that made Command and Conquer Command and Conquer.

So what did they do if they didn’t do base building? Well, they did walkers. Sounds cool. Hell it even looks cool, but when you sit down behind the controls and realize that you’ve been brought down from a great ruler, to a roaming nomad is just disappointing. Also they locked a bunch of units, and the only way to unlock them is to gain experience. This basically means you have to grind for the good units, and of course multiplayer grinding goes the furthest. This means you may end up against people with better units than you. Oh and did I mention the extremely small unit cap? Yeah, you get like 9 units. 9 units….and without infantry that means that you get basically 10 vehicles to control (including your base).

Okay so what do you do with your mobile base? Well you walk around from place to place capturing zones. The more zones, the more points you gather. So basically you have 9 units and a walker to control at least 3 bases with to win. This means that your already small forces are now spread thin! Which is NOT FUN AT ALL!!!!!!

You can group all your forces together if you want, but then you end up point hopping all the time and potentially never even engaging the enemy.

OH AND DID I MENTION YOU DON’T WIN IF YOU DESTROY THE ENEMY BASE!???

THAT MEANS YOUR BASE DEFENSE IS BASICALLY MEANINGLESS. The only consequences is a short re-spawn timer in a secure area.

They tried to spice up the game with new “abilities” that you can purchase for your walker but it in no way makes up for what they did to the franchise.

Sadly the cartoon atmosphere, unit restrictions, point capture hopping, virtually meaningless mobile bases, and poor user interface turns this game into a nightmare. I love Command and Conquer, but for me and a lot of other fans this game was just too hard to swallow.

 

Bad Rats

Bad Rats


 

Masterpiece is a word I seldom use to describe anything, but this is truly a game worthy of such praise. Few times have I ever seen such clear effort put into a game before. This game really went above and beyond the norm, this game pushed my mind and my computer to their limits. Exciting and interesting puzzles, a unique story line and a cool spartan style are just some of the things that….sorry what was that? Oh, I’m not reviewing portal 2? OH I’m reviewing bad rats…ohhhh

This game is shit. Hell, in the title it actually tells you before anything else if this game is good or not. If you look closely you will notice it puts Bad in it’s title. Almost like a subtle warning, a cry for help. That’s really what this game is, some sort of sick cry for help. Usually a game will fall into two basic categories, either it was a neat concept and executed poorly, or it was a stupid concept, but executed decently. This game was not a good idea, is still not a good idea, and never will be a good idea. It’s not even really an idea, it’s like a seven year old who murdered his pet cat, got sent to a mental institution and was given a computer to develop a game for some sort of new therapy. Honestly this game is sick. From the very beginning you are smashed in the face with nasty imagery of cats and rats being killed in strange and violent ways. I mean, suicide rats? Really? What were they thinking!???

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Even if you hate cats I really don’t understand why you would find this game amusing. It’s weird because the games notion is so childish, but its rated 18+ for cartoon violence. So, either they wanted parents to buy this game for their children who they are training to be future serial killers, or they thought that 18 year old’s would be all over this? WHAT!?? Neither of those make any sense at all.

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So maybe I should come to the conclusion that this was developed as some sort of joke right? Like some kind of elaborate prank that ended up going way too far? But the game doesn’t play like a joke, and it’s themes range drastically from amusing rats that can’t do anything right, to cats exploding. Like strait up exploding, blood and guts flying every where sick shit. Now I myself am not against violence in video games, but usually from an artistic standpoint violence is supposed to accompany a point. Like, oh no they killed that guys wife, this villain must be really evil. Or, I’m so glad that guy died in such a horrible way, he really deserved it for pirating those movies. But in this game, you’re the evil one just randomly killing cats. And the cats are disturbingly innocent and peaceful. The cats actually beg for their lives! They are chained up, defenseless and beg for their lives. And it’s never shown in any way that they ever did anything to the rats. So basically the game wants you to complete a puzzle, and then rewards you by killing an innocent virtual animal.

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I’m sorry I’m ranting but this game will mess you up. I have only played 20 minutes of this game to be honest, and some of that is first time setup and loading. It’s just that when I complete a level I feel really bad about it. I slip into a state of depression for killing that poor cat. And I can usually play almost any game for at least an hour, but damn this game is messed up.

The only amusement I got from this game was going on to steam reviews and giving it a 10/10 and praising it for it’s wonderful vision. It hurt me saying that but, it did amuse me for about a minute. Maybe if you ever feel like really happy, and you want the happiness to go away you could play this game? Or maybe if you hate rats, but you hate cats even more, and you especially hate cartoon cats this might be a good game for you????? Really though this game is probably gonna give you PTSD if you actually play it through all the way….


 

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(Best Gif of all time BTW^)

Anyway this is TreeBaron signing out,

Don’t buy bad rats! (NOT EVEN AS A JOKE!)

 

Here’s a video of cats doing cute things.